» High Maintenance Man

HIGH MAINTENANCE MAN

His momma thinks that he can do no wrong

He thinks she's been right all along

Every day you see him struttin' through the gym

Thinkin' every guy wants to be like him

He can't pass a mirror without flexin' his arm

If there's a hair out of place, sound the alarm

But, he gets me to fall for that devilish altar boy charm

But he's a high . . . a high maintenance man

When there's nothin' to do you bet he'll do it just as fast as he can

He was mothered and smothered by a southern belle

He may have been her heaven but he sure is my hell

'Cause he's a high . . . a high maintenance man

He goes to work every day from one to four

Finding his remote at home is his daily chore

He says he can't breathe when he's cuttin' the grass

And his back goes out takin' out the trash

I asked him to hang a picture in the hall

He lost that picture through the hole in the wall

A master disaster . . . a one man wreckin' ball

Repeat chorus

He won't ask for directions, he's got too much pride

Moanin' and groanin' never satisfied

"Cause he's a high . . . a high maintenance man

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