» She's Stalking Me

She's Stalking Me

We met at the aquarium
Over by the whales
She took my breath away
One to ten she was off the scale

When alone late last night
Shedding all our clothes
She unstrapped a 38
And a Bowie knife fell down by her toes

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Now she's stalking me
And I'm getting kinda scared
She's stalking me
The lady's whacko and weird
She has a face like Nicole Kidman
And a bod like Pamela Lee
I wish you'd quit laughing - 'cuz
She's stalking me

She called me 40 times last night
Now she's knocking on my door
Afraid that she'd know I was home
My lights are off and I'm hugging the floor

I tired to gently break it off
Said I might not be the one
She said that I'd do just fine
As she sat there cleaning that gun

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My friends say I'm an idiot
They'd gladly take my place
But they haven't seen all the scary stuff
Just that movie starlet like face

(repeat chorus)