» I Married Your Sister

I MARRIED YOUR SISTER

  C. CRAIG, D. KING, C. PINNEY

I WALKED INTO THE BAR ONE NIGHT

THE DEVIL WAS SITTING THERE

EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE

WAS TREMBELING WITH FEAR

THEN THAT DEVIL STARED AT ME AND SAID

“AINT YOU SCARED OF ME MISTER”

I SAID “HELL NO”

“I MARRIED YOUR SISTER”

 

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SHE’S GOT FIRE IN HER EYES

MEAN AS A SNAKE

SHE AINT AS UGLY AS YOU

BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE

SHE CRAWLED OUT OF THE SAME HOLE

AS YOU DID MISTER

I AINT YOUR BROTHER

BUT, I MARRIED YOUR SISTER

 

HE SHOWED ME HIS TAIL AND SAID

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THEESE

I SAID I GOT ONE AT HOME

AND THAT’S MORE THAN I NEED

I GUESS THAT MADE HIM MAD

HE SHOT ME THAT UGLY GESTURE

THAT’S NOTHIN’ NEW TO ME

I MARRIED YOUR SISTER

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I DON’T KNOW IF HE’D HEARD ENOUGH

OR JUST GOT BORED AND LEFT

LIKE A STATUE IN THE PARK

I WAS STANDING THERE BY MYSELF

BUT I ALWAYS GET THE LAST WORD IN

I GUESS I GET THAT FROM MY MOTHER

SO I RAN TO THE DOOR AND YELLED “HEY DEVIL”

“I’LL TELL MY WIFE I SAW YOUR BROTHER”

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