I was having a pretty good day.
Coffee in hand, a beautiful morning in my favorite book store
Then the door creaked with the ring of a bell, and you walked in looking like, well…
Let’s just say, I’m glad I wore my good jeans today.
Your eyes find mine, so I decide to tell you exactly how life’s been
CHORUS 1
Since you left I’ve been great
I got a job I love and I lost that weight you always complained about
That song of mine you didn’t like has been a hit on the radio for a while
And my brother’s friend who always beat you at wrestling—well, we’re dating.
If you’re wonderin’ how my life’s been since you walked away
It’s been great!
You mutter somethin’ ‘bout this girl you’re with
When right on cue she walks in. Well let’s just say I was unimpressed
Heard she was just one of your one night stands til her daddy found out and you married real fast
At the point of a shotgun, I’d guess
Bet you’re wishing bad that you had me back. Too bad, too late, that was your mistake
CHORUS 2
Since you left I’ve been great
I finally bought myself a little place. Did I mention it’s got an ocean view?
And that book I wrote you swore was trash just sold a million copies in the U.S
There’s even talk of a movie too
Well I gotta run. This has been real fun.
We should really do this again.
CHORUS 3
Since you left I’ve been great
I’m living the dreams you told me to throw away. Isn’t irony the best?
So see ya ‘round, and good luck. Feel free to watch what you gave up leave you in the dust
Without a single backward glance
You can bet my words you’ll regret me for ever and I couldn’t be happier
(Repeat Chorus 1)